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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Bonky on Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:01 pm

PandaVamp wrote:After reading all this, I don't even want to try it. :unsure: I've always been reluctant to talk to strangers as it always gives me a bad feeling in my stomach/makes me nervous. :unsure:

Same here. I usually find it hard to talk to people I know, never mind strangers. This Omegle thing is a tad scary. It's like a ouija board for the internet.
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:51 pm

Bonky wrote:
PandaVamp wrote:After reading all this, I don't even want to try it. :unsure: I've always been reluctant to talk to strangers as it always gives me a bad feeling in my stomach/makes me nervous. :unsure:

Same here. I usually find it hard to talk to people I know, never mind strangers. This Omegle thing is a tad scary. It's like a ouija board for the internet.



I was exactly the same way in the beginning, when some stranger typed 'hello' i just ended the conversation and hid behind a chair for half and hour :scared:

But once I started talking to people i realised something, theyre all for the most part idiots, horny guys, or people with absolutely no sense of humour, you aint missing much on it O.o O.o
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Iceman on Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:44 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I'm The Doctor!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Haha Doctor who?
You: Just "The Doctor"
You: Ive lost my ship have you seen it?
You: Its a big blue box
Stranger: No sorry where did you loose it I will look out for it
You: I was investigating something under Big Ben
You: and I came out
You: and my TARDIS was gone
Stranger: Well I will go and have a look tommorow
You: That is kind of you.
You: Are you human?
Stranger: My pleasure. Yes human as can be
You: Brilliant!
Stranger: :D :D
You: Human Beings are my favorite species.
Stranger: I'm glad to hear that although I can't agree
You: Why? Human Beings survive no matter what. I've been to the end of the Universe, and there are human beings there
You: That is brilliant.
Stranger: Humans have to feel. They have emotions and it is hard to cope with.
You: Thats what makes them so brilliant!
Stranger: It what makes things hard.
You: well
You: I know some humans
You: and without their emotions
You: they would be terrible
Stranger: But it wouldn't matter they wouldn't feel anything.
You: Without emotion, they are Cybermen.
You: And trust me, the Cybermen are not good.
Stranger: I'm sure they arent to someone with emotion but if no one had emotion it would be fine
Stranger: no one would care
You: I lost one of my best friends to the Cybermen.
You: Her name is Rose Tyler.
Stranger: I'm sorry to hear it
You: She is alive
You: but in a parallel world
You: The TARDIS cannot go there anymore
You: so I cannot see her.
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: But there must be a prallel you
You: I'm a Time Lord.
You: I'm the only one of my kind
You: From the planet Gallifrey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


He must not like aliens :(

You: Hello, I'm the Doctor!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 903 M Gallifrey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Brewski on Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:22 pm

Lmao iceman, that doctor who one is epic.
I havent ever heard of this but seeing this thread i tried it twice. lol weird.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ever had a gf?
You: yes. ever had an operation?
You: would you like to?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: And now i wait my whole lifetime.
Stranger: Foooooooooooooooooooooooor you.
You: Sparky!!!??
Stranger: No, Hetfield.
You: Oh, ive lost my dog and i thought he'd be here :(
You: *calls dog*
Stranger: What kind of dog?
Stranger: *starts rubbing balls*
You: Well he's of jamaican decent with brown sheep skin coat and has an eye patch
Stranger: Hes Jamaican? I think losing him is a win?
You: hmm you could be right , he said something about participating in winter olympics as part of a bobsled team
Stranger: I ride the dirt, I ride the tide.
Stranger: Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor you>
You: thats nice to know, i ate steak and i ate chips.
You: Foooooooooooooor Me!!
Stranger: I search the outside, I search inside.
Stranger: Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooor you.
You: I should search inside for sparky.
Stranger: Do you like pancakes?
Stranger: I LIKE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!
You: i do to !!!!
You: knock knock
Stranger: Who is there?
You: Bigish
Stranger: Bigish who?
You: Big issue please !! would you care to buy a copy!?!
Stranger: THe roflcopter goes Lol Lol Lol Lol Lol.
You: I must go, it is time i venture onwards to search for my hound
Stranger: My outlaw TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNNNNNNNN
Stranger: My outlaw TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNNNNNNNNN
You: i know now it is not you but i wish you all the luck in the world finding a bitch who means as much to you as sparky does to me!!
You: Nom.


-- Merged Double Post --

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: *sneaks in*
Stranger: yeah
You: *steals wallet*
You: **** !! caught
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby leggyorlyb on Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:20 am

Iceman815 wrote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I'm The Doctor!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Haha Doctor who?
You: Just "The Doctor"
You: Ive lost my ship have you seen it?
You: Its a big blue box
Stranger: No sorry where did you loose it I will look out for it
You: I was investigating something under Big Ben
You: and I came out
You: and my TARDIS was gone
Stranger: Well I will go and have a look tommorow
You: That is kind of you.
You: Are you human?
Stranger: My pleasure. Yes human as can be
You: Brilliant!
Stranger: :D :D
You: Human Beings are my favorite species.
Stranger: I'm glad to hear that although I can't agree
You: Why? Human Beings survive no matter what. I've been to the end of the Universe, and there are human beings there
You: That is brilliant.
Stranger: Humans have to feel. They have emotions and it is hard to cope with.
You: Thats what makes them so brilliant!
Stranger: It what makes things hard.
You: well
You: I know some humans
You: and without their emotions
You: they would be terrible
Stranger: But it wouldn't matter they wouldn't feel anything.
You: Without emotion, they are Cybermen.
You: And trust me, the Cybermen are not good.
Stranger: I'm sure they arent to someone with emotion but if no one had emotion it would be fine
Stranger: no one would care
You: I lost one of my best friends to the Cybermen.
You: Her name is Rose Tyler.
Stranger: I'm sorry to hear it
You: She is alive
You: but in a parallel world
You: The TARDIS cannot go there anymore
You: so I cannot see her.
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: But there must be a prallel you
You: I'm a Time Lord.
You: I'm the only one of my kind
You: From the planet Gallifrey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


He must not like aliens :(

You: Hello, I'm the Doctor!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 903 M Gallifrey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Iceman on Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:37 am

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Hello!
You: I'm The Doctor!
You: Who are you?
Stranger: im the patient!
Stranger: i guess...
Stranger: lol
You: You are human I take it?
Stranger: : )
Stranger: ya
You: Brilliant!
You: Human Beings are my favorite species in the Galaxy
Stranger: XD, same
You: in the Universe actually
You: well, you are one! Have you ever left Earth?
Stranger: no...hahah, i wish i could go to space though that would be 00ber
You: Well, I travel through space
You: and time
You: but I have lost my ship
Stranger: O_o
You: its a big blue box
You: it looks like this
You: http://tardis.edumoot.com/file.php/1/IMAGES/tardis.jpg
You: have you seen it?
You: If you find it I can take you for a ride for helping me
Stranger: hahah, no
Stranger: ok ill look
Stranger: but that looks pretty rare....
You: Oh you got that right
Stranger: someone mightve stolen it
You: The TARDIS is one of its kind
You: just like me
Stranger: you're not human.....?
You: Nope
Stranger: omg
You: I'm a Time Lord
Stranger: what do time lords look like?
You: We look like humans. Well, you like us, but we look the same
You: I have two hearts though
You: and can't die
You: I am 903 years old
Stranger: thats hella
Stranger: lololol
You: What's funny? It's true!
You: I am looking for my TARDIS though
You: thats what the blue box is called
You: it stands for
You: Time And Relative Dimension In Space
Stranger: kinda like the time machine in that one spongebob episode?? : P
You: Spongebob?
Stranger: the cartoon...
Stranger: never seen it?!?1
You: Oh, I love cartoons!
You: No I'm not on this planet a lot
Stranger: oh ya
You: I landed here to help out a friend
You: and someone stole my TARDIS
You: they cant get in it though
You: So its on Earth still
You: they can just look at the outside
Stranger: are you gonna have to roam the earth untill you find it then?
Stranger: : (
You: That is the reason I am here!
You: I am trying to find someone that has it
You: I am also looking for a girl called Rose Tyler
You: do you know her?
Stranger: no, who is she??
You: She was my companion
You: but because of the Cybermen attacks
You: she got stuck in a parallel world
You: she found a riff in space and time
Stranger: omg....
You: and got back to this world
Stranger: i know what you're doing!
You: because she thought I was in trouble
You: but now she is missing too
You: although I think she is in the TARDIS
Stranger: this si all dr who stuff!
Stranger: is*
Stranger: hahahah
You: so I need to kill two birds with one stone
You: and find the TARDIS
You: which means I will find Rose
You: thats right, I'm the Doctor!
Stranger: well, this is too weird....
Stranger: bi ib
Stranger: bi*
Stranger: i cant help you
You: thanks anyway!
You: keep on living!
You: thats what humans are best at
Stranger: : D


This guy took me seriously:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Look to your right, no one there? Look to your left, no one there? Check again... Now don't look up, she doesn't like to be seen...
You: That sounds familiar
Stranger: Did you look up slowly... ?
You: Blink and you're dead
You: you remember that?
Stranger: damn it....
Stranger: and no
You: I'm the Doctor by the way
Stranger: The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
You: Are you human?
Stranger: What is human anyway?
You: Human Beings
You: my favorite species in the Universe
You: Survivors until the end
Stranger: When is the end?>
You: Oh about 50 Billion years from now
You: and Humans are still around
You: I've been there
Stranger: But we shall have evolved, will we still be human?
You: Oh yes, you are part of other species
You: but human to the core
Stranger: So what is on the outside?
You: outside of what
Stranger: The core
You: Raxacoricofallapatorius
You: but thats a bad planet
You: the Slitheen are a nasty race
You: want to take over everything
You: They tried to take over the Earth a few times
Stranger: But how could we defeat them, a superior race?
You: I was there
You: and I'm the Doctor
You: I am brilliant
You: plus organizations like Torchwood
You: and Unit
You: help when I am not here
You: Sarah Jane Smith and her band of teenagers do a lot too
Stranger: These organizations lead us to vicroty, to self enrichment
You: Well
You: Torchwood used to be horrible
You: then a friend of mine took it over
You: and now its better
You: but you humans
You: you always survive!
You: It's brilliant!
Stranger: Are you saying you are not human?
You: No, I'm a Time Lord.
Stranger: Are there more of you?
You: There used to be
You: before the war
You: I am the last of my kind
You: But I travel through space and time
You: in my ship
You: Earth is one of my favorite places in the Universe to go
Stranger: What is your most
You: My most what?
Stranger: Favortive place
You: London, England, Europe, Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
You: Besides my home planet Gallifrey
Stranger: No other foreign place?
You: which got destroyed in the war
You: This is a foreign place.
Stranger: The amongst who?
You: I'm sorry? I don't understand
You: Some Earth Slang doesn't register with me sometimes.
Stranger: Who was involved in the war?
You: My people
You: the Time Lords
You: and The Daleks
Stranger: Who are the Daleks
You: They are the most foul creatures of the universe
You: they have no respect for life
You: they have no emotion
You: they want to rule the world
You: and will kill anyone in their path
You: I really don't want to talk about the war, I don't even tell those closest to me.
Stranger: Too many lost lost I suppose
You: yes
You: there were millions of us
You: and now I am the last.
You: Upwards and Onwards though!
Stranger: Can you reproduce like we can? To make more Time LordS?
You: If there were other Time Lords yes.
You: But I can't cross species
You: they wouldn't be true Time Lords.
Stranger: Would they have any trais of the Time Lords?
Stranger: traits*
You: I had a daughter once
You: she was created from a tissue sample of mine
You: a haploid cell
You: she had 2 hearts, like a Time Lord
You: but she died.
You: Time Lords don't die
You: we regenerate
Stranger: Mortal Time Lords, could she still travel through time?
You: Anyone can travel through time
You: You need to be in a TARDIS to do so
You: but Time Lords are the only ones who grow TARDIS'
You: and I have the last one in existence.
You: My human companions travel with me all the time
You: It's lots of fun
You: until they leave
You: then I'm all alone again.
Stranger: Why would a human leave a life of time travel?
You: Sometimes they have no choice.
You: One of my companions got stuck in a parallel world
You: Rose Tyler was her name.
You: Another had enough and wanted to be with her family.
You: And my most recent companion
You: had her memory wiped
You: to save her life
You: and if she remembers even a little bit of me or our adventures together
You: she could die
Stranger: What adventures do you have?
You: Oh brilliant ones!
You: We saved the Ood
You: made Pompeii erupt
Stranger: Why?
You: it was Pompeii or the world
You: I had to make a choice.
Stranger: Well then, it was obvious then
You: Yes, but it was still hard to do
You: To kill that entire city
You: I had to make the volcano erupt
You: to save the earth
You: it killed the demon within
You: so he could not take over the earth
Stranger: Couldn't you have sealed the top?
You: No, he could travel underground
You: the only way to stop it
You: was to erupt the volcano.
You: We also stopped the Sontarans from attacking Earth
Stranger: How?
Stranger: And why does everyone want to attack Earth?
You: Stopped a war between the Humans and the Hath
You: we went to the biggest library in the world
You: im sorry
You: in the Universe
You: and stopped the Vashta Nerada
You: But she remembers none of it
You: Donna Noble was her name
You: she got part of a Time Lords brain in her head, all the thoughts almost killed her.
You: I had to take out the memories
You: but in the process she remembers nothing after she met me
You: If something jogs her memory
You: and remembers me
You: she could die
You: so I have to stay away from her
Stranger: What is your real name?
You: just "The Doctor"
Stranger: Interesting, how did you get that title?
You: I wanted to help people
You: all through the Universe
Stranger: How can I help people?
You: Live your life
You: and always give people a second chance to do the right thing
You: always be willing to help
Stranger: How can I help the world?
You: Exactly how I just said
You: Just live your life
You: and do it brilliantly!
Stranger: Live a brilliant life?
Stranger: Will do, will do
You: absolutely
You: Allons-y!
Stranger: What?
You: It means "Lets Go" in French
You: I enjoy saying it!
Stranger: For what reason
You: It's just fun to say, especially if your name is Alonso. Allons-y Alonso!
Stranger: Haha
You: I met an Alonso once
You: he was a midshipman on the Titanic
You: not the one you are thinking of though, the spaceship "Titanic"
You: it came crashing to Earth
You: I stopped it though
You: because I am brilliant
Stranger: Share your brilliance
You: Oh you wouldn't want the mind of a Time Lord
You: it would drive you insane
Stranger: Most likely
You: You are human, that makes you brilliant automatically!
Stranger: do you know the extent of a humans brilliance?
You: Oh yes!
Stranger: Please, do tell
You: Discovery is half the brilliance
You: If I told you all the secrets now, no one would advance like they should
You: You all exist at the end of the Universe
You: you have plenty of time to figure it out
Stranger: What if we did advance a little faster, would that be a bad thing?
You: Yes it could be
You: That friend I told you about
You: Donna Noble
You: she once made the simple choice of turning right
You: and it created a whole different world
You: A world in which I was dead
You: She had to go back in time using the TARDIS with the help of the Unified Intelligence Taskforce (UNIT) and had to turn left to set everything back to norma
You: l
Stranger: Interesting
You: To say the least.
You: Well my friend, I must go but if you ever see this blue box around: http://tardis.edumoot.com/file.php/1/IMAGES/tardis.jpg come say hi, I owe you a ride.
Stranger: Ok then
Stranger: Farewell new friend
You: Allons-y!
Stranger: Allons-y Allonso
You: ;)
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Sandiwich11 on Thu Nov 05, 2009 4:24 pm

That's the funniest thing I've read in ages :rofl:
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Owa! on Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:29 pm

Brewski wrote:You: knock knock
Stranger: Who is there?
You: Bigish
Stranger: Bigish who?
You: Big issue please !! would you care to buy a copy!?!

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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby I have 5 toes on Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:25 pm

Great thread, here's my lame attempt of stealing your jokes. Turns out I found out alot about S6! Spoiler alert!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What lies in the shadow of the statue?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: what?
You: He who will save us all.
Stranger: sounds awesome
You: It is actually
Stranger: ooo
Stranger: really awsome?
You: really really awesome
Stranger: yay
Stranger: who is it?
You: So what did one snowman say to the other?
Stranger: uhhh
You: Nobody knows that yet, we'll have to wait until February to find that out
Stranger: what?
You: Smells like carrots.
Stranger: february?
Stranger: for what? this person?
You: Yes
Stranger: oo
You: He will reveal himself sometime after February
You: probably not even until the Winter Olympics are over
Stranger: groundhog?
You: No.
You: I think it's Jacob.
You: but it can be John Locke as well
Stranger: Jacob?
Stranger: werewolf?
Stranger: ok?
You: Werewolves don't exist
Stranger: well if they wanted to they could

You: And if they did, they wouldn't be going around saving us all now, would they?
Stranger: id hug one
You: You sir, are fearless.
Stranger: well in my world they would
Stranger: thanks?
Stranger: ok
You: You are from the alternate reality?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes i am
You: Can you tell me if Oceanic flight 815 landed safely in your world?
Stranger: it did
Stranger: it was awesome
You: That's great news :D
Stranger: yes it is
You: So Charlie is still alive?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: (s)he is alive
You: But then John is still in his wheelchair? :(
Stranger: no his legs came to life
Stranger: now he can walk
Stranger: its awesome
You: Weird, that normally only happens on the Island, so you are saying that he is back on the Island?
Stranger: yea he just got here today
You: Wow, not alone I presume?
Stranger: yea
You: Who were with him?
Stranger: some peoples
Stranger: and dinosaurs
You: Can you tell me their names please, it's very important.
Stranger: ok
You: Dinosaurs...are you sure it wasn't a smoke monster?
You: He gets mistaken for dinosaurs often.
Stranger: ooooo
Stranger: well then i think it was a smoke monster
You: It probably was
You: But was he on the plane with John?
Stranger: yes i think it was
Stranger: yes he was
You: That is awesome.
Stranger: he somehow fit on the plame
Stranger: plane
Stranger: yes it is
You: Thank you very much for your enlightenment, but I have one more question before I go.
Stranger: ok
You: Will the light or the dark side win the backgammon game?
Stranger: did you know pigs could fly in my alternate universe?
You: I didn't. Thank you for telling me.
Stranger: youre welcome
You: So who will win the endgame, white or black?
Stranger: i think the dark side will
You: Ow, it didn't happen yet?
Stranger: it was close
Stranger: almsot did
Stranger: almost
Stranger: so close
You: But dark won?
Stranger: just changed
Stranger: now light won
You: You have got me confused now.
You: But thank you for the intel
You: See you in another life brotha!
Stranger: well i gots to feed the smoke monster
Stranger: byebye
Stranger: see you too!

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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Nicole on Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:59 pm

You: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.
Stranger: hi
You: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Tried this three more times, and everyone disconnected. :cry:

You: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Stranger: i don't know dear
You: Take a guess! :)
Stranger: tell me what he said
You: I can tell you it's not as long as what you're typing!
Stranger: i hate guessing
You: smells like carrots
Stranger: you are a he or a she?
You: A she!
You: You?
Stranger: but tell me who are you
You: I am a Lost fan from ireland! And you are...?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i m a he
You: Hello he!
Stranger: lost in switzeland
Stranger: hello dear she
You: Heh heh, I'm not lost. I'm a fan of the tv show Lost! :)
Stranger: hehe but i m lost
You: Oh no!
You: Get a map out!
You: Compass!
You: Oh look a bus
You have disconnected.


Heheheheheheee. :PP

-- Merged Double Post --

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: Greetings human!
You: I am 200 of your earth years, I am of neither sex and I am currently orbiting Earth.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


This is too much fun. :thumbsup:

Stranger: hi
You: Greetings human!
Stranger: from?
You: I am currently orbiting planet Earth.
Stranger: Indian girl asked me, do you love curry?
Stranger: i said yes
Stranger: she said my brother watchs porn video like eating curry
Stranger: what is that point?
You: Does not compute.
You have disconnected.


You: Greetings earthling!
Stranger: Error : earthling not found
You: Does not compute
Stranger: 404
You: *hits CTL ALT DEL*
Stranger: *presses restart button*
You: *computer blows up*
You: Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!
Stranger: *fire engulfs you*
You: *is scared*
Stranger: *shudders*
You: *disconnects*
You have disconnected.
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:32 pm

Stranger: What is the meaning of life
You: 7
Stranger: thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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Either Conuley or against us basically...

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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Iceman on Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:33 pm

Next time say 42 :P
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Nicole on Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:33 pm

Stranger: OH HAI THAR
Stranger: MAI NAME IZ FRED
Stranger: I KOM FRON NIGERIA
Stranger: I VUD LEIK TO DO BUSINESS WID JOO
You: IZ DAD SO?
Stranger: DAD IZ SO
Stranger: SO HOU BOUD IT?
You: DEEP ENDS. WUT KAND OF BIZNEEZ.
Stranger: WELL JOO SEE
Stranger: I VORK FOR THIS COMPANY
You: OH JAI SEE
Stranger: NAMED LEGIT SERIOUS BUSINESS INTERNATIONAL CORPORATE UNITED
You: OH WOW
Stranger: VE ARE AN INVESTMENT KOMPANY
You: DAD IZ SERIOUS BEENEEZZ
Stranger: YOU GIV US UR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER AND DE PIN
Stranger: AND WE USE UR MONIES TO INVEST
You: OH YES
Stranger: AND ZEN GIVEZ YOU PROITZ
You: DEEZ EEZ GUD
Stranger: VARI SERIOUS
You: BUT AI HAVE NO MONIES :(
You: ONLY MY LOVE
You: OR I FIX TEENGS
You: LAK TAPS
You: AND CARS
Stranger: what no money? darn it foiled again!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Nick on Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:51 pm

LMAO the first thing I ever see on that site:
Stranger: bi guy with cam

*exit* Not so sure if I like this site.
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Nicole on Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:53 pm

Stranger: hi
You: bye
You have disconnected.


Tee hee hee. :innocent:
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