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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby I have 5 toes on Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:11 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi, what lies in the shadow of the statue?
Stranger: idk
You: 2bad
Stranger: lol
You: have a guess then
Stranger: idk mi cock?
You: no
You: no roosters
Stranger: ok how bout mi dick
You: Cheney has nothing to do with it either
Stranger: how bout mi penis
You: You got me.
Stranger: lol go me =D
You: Nothing to say about that, except that it's just wrong


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hi, what lies in the shadow of the statue?
Stranger: aa sexi body, firm breasts and a 18 year old girl that loves riding;)
You: I don't think ABC can show that sort of things on tv...
Stranger: hehe;:
Stranger: just watch the baywatch
Stranger: but then they dont show 18 year old riding cook though:/
You: I don't think I have ever seen a cook on Baywatch. They just seem to nuke all of their food or something.


Seems that people on Omegle are a bit sexually frustrated...

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You: Smells like carrots.
Stranger: AH
Stranger: I should've thought of that
You: I guess you should have yeah
Stranger: anymore wittiness?


So the Omegle people don't really seem to think the Snowman joke is funny...On top of that, I haven't found a single Lost viewer yet...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WAALLLLTTTT
Stranger: ???
You: Have you seen my boy???
You: I've Lost my boy
Stranger: i am ur boy
You: No you're not Walt, Walt is about this tall and has an afro just like mine.
You: Have you seen him???
You: WAAAAAALLLTTTT!!!!
Stranger: u a father or mother?
You: A father ofcourse, can't you see that?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u are a f***ing father
You: Stop asking me weird questions and help me find my boy please
Stranger: how could u let ur son lost?
You: He just wandered off in the jungle
You: Looking for his dog
Stranger: r u insane?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WAAAAAALLTTTT!!!!
Stranger: disneyy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:lol:

I'm sorry for the length of this post, but this Omegle thing is fun :P
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Brewski on Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:54 pm

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Peter?!
Stranger: hellooo
You: Is that peter?
Stranger: me? no
You: Oh.
You: 've lost my son, he used to come in here at times and i wonder if hes using a computer somewhere
Stranger: oh
You: I'll send you a picture just incase you see him
You: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_35 ... s.quirkies
You: Its a real link he's only little and looks a bit ...different :(
Stranger: :(
You: If you ever have a son, dont let him use the computer ok?
You: he might turn into a vegetable like peter did :(
You: Boohoo
Stranger: oh okay, i'll remember that
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: england you?
You: The states, LA
You: Ive been on that show Dr Phil and also Ellen
Stranger: i dont know those shows
You: about peter you see, im also going to the UK
You: i'll be on this Jeremy Kyle show or whatever its called
Stranger: jeremy kyle :)
Stranger: thats a good show
You: I will be on it in 3 weeks time#
You: i must take a psychiatric evaluation first to make sure im able to leave the country and fly
You: it hasnt been easy since i lost peter you see :(
Stranger: how can you have lost him?
You: I was out in the garden sowing my plants and i left out rubbish in the front yard
You: peter was playing racketball out there
You: and i think the rubbish men took him away with a bag rubbish also
Stranger: really?
You: I have no case against the rubbish men yet, but its the only logical explanation
You: They're powerful people rubbish men
You: ....very powerful :(
Stranger: how old is peter?
You: he's 12
You: His birthday coincides with the jeremy kyle show appearance i hope to raise awareness
You: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLT!!!!!
Stranger: walt?
You: yes i thought he might be here too
You: I better go , he ran off into the jungle chasing a polar bear and i have to find him before the next bin run, i dont want to lose my other son too!
Stranger: okay, good luck, byee
You: Thank you , bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:lol: I dont know if he took me serious to some extent or not!
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby I have 5 toes on Mon Nov 09, 2009 3:32 pm

Brewski wrote: :lol: I dont know if he took me serious to some extent or not!


The people I 'meet' on Omegle usually do seem to take me serious...and that disturbes me a bit :P
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Brewski on Mon Nov 09, 2009 8:19 pm

I have 5 toes wrote:
Brewski wrote: :lol: I dont know if he took me serious to some extent or not!


The people I 'meet' on Omegle usually do seem to take me serious...and that disturbes me a bit :P

Me too haha, i feel a tinge of guilt when they act like that. still its very fun! :) ha.
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Mike369 on Thu Nov 12, 2009 3:22 am

This person in this conversation gets really into what I'm saying: :lol:
Stranger: hey
You: You are a bad person
Stranger: I KNOW IM SORRY
Stranger: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE REMINDED
You: Apology not accepted
Stranger: EVERY FUC**** DAY
You: You are to be executed immediately
Stranger: NOOOOOO
You: Head on the guillotine please
Stranger: MOM I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY TWINS SITER I LOVE YOU DEARLY
ALL MY FRIENDS ILL MISS YOU SO MUCH
You: Hurry Up, i haven't got all day
Stranger: JUST FUC**** CHOP IT BEFORE I GET TO OVER WORKED
Stranger: FUC**** CHOP
Stranger: JUST DO IT
You: *CHOP*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby I have 5 toes on Thu Nov 12, 2009 12:21 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 4 8 15 16 23 42
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl? :)
You: 4 8 15 16 23 42
You: choose
Stranger: 8
Stranger: and 23 please
You: That's a weird combo
You: Are you a Capricorn?
Stranger: nope
You: Don't lie to me please
Stranger: no i'm serious
Stranger: i'm a taurus
You: Then there's something fundamentally wrong with the Universe...
You: This can't be good
Stranger: there must be
Stranger: sorry gtg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Still haven't found a single Lost fan on Omegle :(

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Calling people a w**re, and then quickly disconnecting...how dare you! :@
Stranger: what?
You: You know what you just did
You: That's not very nice
You: So apologize.
Stranger: im sorry
You: I forgive you.
Stranger: who are you? before is my brother her
Stranger: *here
You: Now why did you call me a wh**e anyway?
Stranger: A WH**E?
You: Yeah, right before you disconnected
You: Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about
Stranger: I DONT KNOW!
You: Was there someone else on your computer before you?
Stranger: cousins
You: Then maybe it was them who called me a wh**e
Stranger: im sorry, i will mad to my cousins ! i'll kick him :(
You: Please do that, because I am really not happy with this type of behaviour
You: You're whole family should be ashamed!
Stranger: hey !
You: You should be happy that I didn't call the police, because this is really a terrible act
Stranger: okay
Stranger: that is not me.. i will kick him
Stranger: okay
Stranger: dont be angry please
You: I believe you
Stranger: thanks
You: Ofcourse I am angry, wouldn't you be if someone called you a wh**e and then disconnected quickly?
You: This is what's wrong with society these days
Stranger: i know i will angry
You: Okay, thank you, wh**e.
You have disconnected.


Messing with people's heads was never this fun :PP
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby HJH on Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:18 pm

I never find lost fans on there either....it sucks! I found 1 or 2 once..but that was many moons ago! :(
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby I have 5 toes on Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:29 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Congratulations, you have been randomly selected out of 108 people to partake in the Dharma Initiative.
Stranger: ok
You: Please insert the numbers and press <execute> to receive further information.
Stranger: 63297215
You: The correct numbers were
You: 4
You: 8
You: 15
You: 16
You: 23
You: 42
Stranger: haha xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Well, at least I finally found one who thought I was funny...that's worth something, right? :')

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Congratulations, you have been randomly selected out of 108 people to partake in the Dharma Initiative.
You: Please insert the numbers and press <execute> to receive further information.
Stranger: i like lost season very much
Stranger: who r u??
Stranger: /mr. jack???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


So, I've finally found one, just when I was smoking a cigarette...great timing there. :PP
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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Dogma9 on Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:59 pm

LOL I got messing around on here again

Stranger: hello
You: hello
You: hey quick question
Stranger: what what what
You: Pie or Cake?
Stranger: i would say that it is a cycle which has no beginning or end
Stranger: but i made pie last night
You: cool
You: yeah its a vicious argument for sure
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: can i ask you a question?
You: sure
Stranger: twilight or harry potter
Stranger: there is a right and a wrong answer here
You: Harry Potter?
Stranger: SUCCESS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Re: Funny/Random Omegle Conversations.

Postby Mellow on Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:23 pm

We should start these again
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