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Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby charliefan4life on Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:40 am

What's the dumbest jokes you've ever heard? I'll start with:


What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?


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My pop's bigger than your pop!



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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Bonky on Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:00 pm

What's ET short for?

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'Cause he's only got little legs.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Ciubia on Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:04 pm

This is actually a cruel, stupid joke that I find quite funny

What's the biggest cause of imigration in Ethiopia?

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The wind!
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby dutchie on Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:05 pm

Why does the pope have a red telephone?
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To call
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby mom on Sat Aug 29, 2009 1:35 pm

What did the farmer say when he saw his cows come over the hill? Here come my cows over the hill. What did he say when he seen his cows coming over the hill wearing sunglasses?
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He didn't say anything because he didn't recognize them :whistle:
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby charliefan4life on Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:52 pm

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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Owa! on Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:56 pm

This one is quite cruel too :roll:

How did the Fonz die?
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Eeeehhhhhhhhhhh ... ds

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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby zeek on Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:56 pm

A sandwich walks into a bar...

Bartender says,

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"Sorry, we don't serve food here..."
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby dutchie on Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:25 pm

A woman and a duck walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Where'd you get the pig."
The woman says, "That's not a pig, that's a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby zeek on Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:32 pm

A man walks into a bar...
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The second man ducks.


How many guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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One. And he'll do it after the game's finished.


What's a fish's favourite country?
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Finland



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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Fivebretz on Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:56 pm

René Descartes is eating his dinner in a restaurant. The waiter approaches his table and asks "Would you like to try the fish soup sir?" Descartes replies ".....I think not."

And promptly disappears
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby dutchie on Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:15 pm

Fivebretz wrote:René Descartes is eating his dinner in a restaurant. The waiter approaches his table and asks "Would you like to try the fish soup sir?" Descartes replies ".....I think not."

And promptly disappears


I need to remember this one :rofl:
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:19 pm

Fivebretz wrote:René Descartes is eating his dinner in a restaurant. The waiter approaches his table and asks "Would you like to try the fish soup sir?" Descartes replies ".....I think not."

And promptly disappears



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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Fivebretz on Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:23 pm

Ok, I'll try again....

2 Irishmen in New York looking for work. They pass a lumber yard and see a sign: "Tree Fellers Wanted!" Irishman #1 turns to the other and says "Sure ain't it a pity there's only the two of us?"
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Ciubia on Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:25 pm

Hahahaha :rofl:
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