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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Fivebretz on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:04 am

Rick Astley keeps bugging me cos he always wants to lend my Pixar films. It got to the point where I had to say "Look Rick, I've given you Cars, I've given you Finding Nemo, but I'm Never Gonna Give You Up".
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:07 am

:rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:


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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Fivebretz on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:09 am

My favourite quotation/joke of 2010 so far by a long shot, courtesy of the amazing Michael Scott:

If I was trapped in a room with a gun with only two bullets, with Osama Bin Laden, Hitler and Toby, I'd shoot Toby twice
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:12 am

:rofl: :rofl: Love Michael Scott!! :w00t:

First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door.
Funny sense of humour my plumber has.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:13 am

Wind turbines,

I'm a big fan.

(Sorry Two Sides :P, it's just soooo bad)
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Sun Nov 07, 2010 3:18 am

Lies.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby brentoid on Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:09 pm

whats red & invisible?

no tomatoes
You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don't
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put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission,
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:16 pm

Having a mafia ban... That's a pretty stupid joke :thumbsdown:
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby brentoid on Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:20 pm

this was told to me by my ex-girlfriends kid. he was 5 at the time.

question: why did the chicken cross the road?
answer: because i kicked it...

i hurt myself laughing.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:21 pm

That's pretty funny. Especially since it was a 5 year old lol
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:47 pm

Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby brentoid on Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:01 pm

this isnt a stupid joke, more an evil one...

what would micheal jackson be doing if he was alive today?

scratching on the lid of his coffin...
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:03 pm

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby brentoid on Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:07 pm

how do you hide a monkey in a cherry tree?
paint his balls red
whats the loudest noise in the jungle?
a giraffe eating a cherry
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:09 pm

A man walked into the doctors and said, "I've hurt my arm in several places".

The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"
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