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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby brentoid on Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:13 pm

a man walks into a doctors surgery.

he says, doctor i've a problem, i cant seem to stop covering myself in cellophane...

the doctor says, yes i can clearly see you're nuts...
You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don't
owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to
put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission,
don't even start asking for theirs.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Wed Nov 10, 2010 4:28 pm

Ahahahaahaaa
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby HannaK on Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:43 pm

"You are so ugly that your neighbour breaks into your house just to close the curtains"
Joke my brother made today, I couldn't stop laughing :rofl:
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Wed Nov 10, 2010 6:44 pm

:lol:
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Thu Nov 11, 2010 3:58 pm

Times New Roman walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey we don’t serve your type around here.”
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:00 pm

Love it. Absolutely love it.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby brentoid on Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:10 pm

The man who created the Odeon Cinema chain has died.
His funeral is on Monday @ 2:10, 4:20 & 8:40
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby drackodelmal on Fri Nov 12, 2010 4:15 pm

what is brown and Sticky?

a stick
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:50 am

Two fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "You man the guns. I'll drive."
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby charliefan4life on Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:48 am

brentoid wrote:The man who created the Odeon Cinema chain has died.
His funeral is on Monday @ 2:10, 4:20 & 8:40


:rofl:
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby brentoid on Mon Nov 15, 2010 1:11 pm

SAN FRANCISCO MAN BECOMES FIRST AMERICAN TO GRASP SIGNIFICANCE OF IRONY - Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with the concept of irony. "It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "great weather, eh?" and I thought "wait a minute, no way is it great weather". Fullmer then realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3, plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm like using it all the time" he said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them to **** and I said "hey, great weather!".
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby HannaK on Mon Nov 15, 2010 8:29 pm

That one is great brentoid! :D
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:21 am

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls? Still no ****ing eye-deer.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby brentoid on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:26 pm

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Notice on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:33 pm

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