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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Tue Nov 16, 2010 3:50 pm

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Fivebretz on Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:51 am

Not so much "stupid joke", but I think this is absolutely hilarious, intentional or not:

MiB = smoke monster
Jacob = A lighthouse with mirrors at the top.

So the BIG REVEAL ABOUT LOST was...it was SMOKE AND MIRRORS all along...

That cracks me right up :lol:
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:21 pm

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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He didn't have the guts to


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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Fivebretz on Thu Dec 02, 2010 2:14 pm

Ending your sentence on a proposition?

OH THE HUMANITY! :scared:
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Sun Dec 05, 2010 3:56 pm

Knock Knock
Who goes there!?
Felix...
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream again i'll hit him

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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Tue Dec 07, 2010 12:59 am

Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?

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Cos he is an x-boxer
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:00 am

Gary Troup wrote:Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?

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Cos he is an x-boxer

Get out. Just, get out. :lol:
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:02 am

Two Sides wrote:
Gary Troup wrote:Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?

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Cos he is an x-boxer

Get out. Just, get out. :lol:

Well, this is the stupid jokes section, TS. What do you expect? :|
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Two Sides on Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:06 am

Gary Troup wrote:
Two Sides wrote:
Gary Troup wrote:Why doesn't Lennox Lewis have a playstation?

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Cos he is an x-boxer

Get out. Just, get out. :lol:

Well, this is the stupid jokes section, TS. What do you expect? :|

I suppose that is correct :|
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:08 am

Did I ever tell you the story about the broken pencil?

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It had no point.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby brentoid on Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:59 am

Need some advice! Been offered 8 legs of venison for £40. Is that two deer?
You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don't
owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to
put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission,
don't even start asking for theirs.
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Re: Stupid Jokes You Ever Heard

Postby Gary Troup on Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:21 pm

"It's gone forever - forever I tell you !"

"What has ?"

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Yesterday !


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