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Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby zeek on Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:36 pm

Everyone here has either spoken such dreadful phrases or heard them off some idiot trying to impress. So, what are the worst chat up lines you're heard?

Are there any so awful you'd actually take sympathy and have a drink with them?

My friend has used,

"Feel this.."
*Gets girl to feel a bit of his shirt*
"Does that feel like boyfriend material?"

:no:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Jeepy on Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:55 pm

A fisherman said to me "You have a face that could launch a thousand ships."
I'm still not sure if that's a compliment or an insult. :hmm:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby zeek on Tue Sep 08, 2009 2:59 pm

:lol: Helen of Troy reference there! Fisherman knows his Marlowe ;)

One of my other friends jokingly said his favourite chat up line is,

"Get in the van."

I think it was a joke anyway :hmm:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Jeepy on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:14 pm

:O Are you friends with Bram?
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby dutchie on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:36 pm

This is one of the worst:

"did it hurt?"
"what?"
"when you fell from heaven"
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby zeek on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:51 pm

Classic: "Get your coat, you've pulled!"
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby PandaVamp on Tue Sep 08, 2009 3:55 pm

dutchie wrote:"when you fell from heaven"


That one is simply fatal. Another similar versions are:

- "Angels must be falling from heaven"
- "Heaven must be missing an Angel"
- "Are you an angel? Because it must have hurt falling from heaven like that"

Do those lines really work? Seriously? :bored:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Iceman on Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:03 pm

"I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?"

"Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind ALL DAY!"

and of course:



So. Much. Win.
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby zeek on Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:06 pm

PandaVamp wrote:Do those lines really work? Seriously? :bored:

I have no idea :lol:

I just found these:

"Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?"

"I may not be a Flintstone but I could sure make your bed rock!"

"Is your last name Jacobs? Cause you're a real cracker!"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby b3rt4 on Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:08 pm



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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Bonky on Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:48 pm

"Nice legs. What time do they open?"

"Doe this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Brookie on Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:52 pm

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
Oh Really. What is that?
Its just that...your number's not in it.

:roll:

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby dunny320 on Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:59 pm


:rofl: :thumbsup:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Brookie on Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:03 pm

dunny320 wrote:
:rofl: :thumbsup:

:lol: Fresh Prince FTW. :thumbup:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Fivebretz on Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:04 pm

"If I said that you have a great body, would you... go home with me?"
"That's a lovely shirt, but it would look even better on...a supermodel"

That's a game I've played with friends - subvert a famous chat up line. Some girls with a great sense of humour actually quite dig it ;)
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