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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Jeepy on Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:01 pm

Iceman815 wrote:
Owa! wrote:So... now the ice is broken

:cry: :cry: :cry:

:mad:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
You should change your name to Vanilla Iceman :thumbup:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Mellow on Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:05 pm

You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.


ehem...LAME. :unsure:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby b3rt4 on Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:08 pm

Owa! wrote:*grabs an ice cube from a glass and throws it at the ground* "So... now the ice is broken... My name's Cillean..." :shifty:

Actually that one's pretty cool. :hmm:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby haphazard on Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:14 pm

Iceman815 wrote:
I am totally using this one. Except I would flip it.
Hi, I'm the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?

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At least you'll know if she is the right one if she knows what you are talking about right away. :thumbsup:

I love the look on his face there, lol.


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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Spleen on Fri Sep 11, 2009 4:19 pm

Are those ladders in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?
To see a world in a grain of sand,
And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
And eternity in an hour.
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Brewski on Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:29 am

Spleen wrote:Are those ladders in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?

You almost had ME goin hahahahahaha

I said something tonight along the lines of;
I ate toast earlier, the butter on it just melted. I wish i was toast and you were melted all over me.

Needless to say, i am and still was very drunk
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Iceman on Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:06 am

Do you want to rearrange the alphabet? I would put "u" and "I" together. ;)

You must have gotten a speeding ticket, because you have "Fine" written all over you.

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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Finli Otego on Tue Sep 15, 2009 1:19 am

Iceman815 wrote:Do you want to rearrange the alphabet? I would put "u" and "I" together. ;)

You must have gotten a speeding ticket, because you have "Fine" written all over you.

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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby charliefan4life on Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:57 am

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see.
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Fivebretz on Fri Sep 18, 2009 9:17 pm

The new clearasil ad has a good one:

Him: "hey can I borrow your lipstick"
Her: "...uhh, ok?"
Him: *Ninja kiss*

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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Owa! on Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:24 pm

Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world! ;)


or if i'm feeling particularly cruel;
Hey babe, how about you and me going clubbing; and I dont mean baby seals...
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Jeepy on Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:27 pm

:lol:
Owa I think yours are good :blush:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Owa! on Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:32 pm

Jeepy, is it hot in here... or is it just you?
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Jeepy on Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:35 pm

:loveeyes:



Wait a minute... I thought you said it was cold?
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Owa! on Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:56 pm

... must be just you! ;) :rofl:

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