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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Dharma316 on Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:15 am

"Was your dad a cement mixer? Because your making me hard."

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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Jeepy on Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:37 pm

:lol:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby CharliePace on Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:43 am

'Take your clothes off...'

Seriously, heard that before!
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby charliefan4life on Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:18 am

Heard this on Flash Forward:

"I'm a teardrop, and I'm falling for you"
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby zeek on Tue Oct 13, 2009 9:30 am

"My name's Joe the Plumber and I'm here to lay some pipe..."
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Two Sides on Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:25 pm

"Hi, I'm an organ donor, and have i got an organ for YOU!"
This ones rude :lol:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Fivebretz on Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:41 pm

"Oh wow you must have fallen from Heaven!...cos it looks like you landed on your face."
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby CaseyCasey87 on Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:39 pm

"I wish i was DNA polymerase, so i could unzip your genes"
"HE IS BOB, EAGER FOR FUN.... WEARS A SMILE, EVERYBODY RUN...."- Phillip Gerrard

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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Jeepy on Sat Mar 06, 2010 10:40 pm

Both of the above would work on me!
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Two Sides on Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:38 am

I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?

Im a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby charliefan4life on Sun Mar 07, 2010 8:28 am

Two Sides wrote:You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.


You should go with that one.:thumbup:


Girl to guy:

Nice shirt! Can I try it on, at your place?
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby HannaK on Sun Mar 07, 2010 5:34 pm

Two Sides wrote:Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
That one would sooo work on me :D


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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Two Sides on Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:34 pm

The last one was gooood.

I like this one :wub: :roll:
Is that the sun coming up, or is that just you lighting up my world :'( :)
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby charliefan4life on Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:08 am

So cheesy. And yet sadly I might fall for that. :P
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Waldorf Statler on Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:45 pm

Don't know if it's been posted but the running joke at my college was...


Nice shoes, wanna (rhymes with duck)?
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