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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Two Sides on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:48 am

^^ :rofl:

I might use this ;)
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up eleven roses, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world.

i might not use this though :lol:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby charliefan4life on Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:53 am

Two Sides wrote:i might not use this though :lol:
Wanna go halves on a baby?

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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Waldorf Statler on Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:53 am

charliefan4life wrote:
Two Sides wrote:i might not use this though :lol:
Wanna go halves on a baby?

:thumbsdown:



Screw that charliefan4life. That's freaking hilarious. My wife says that would have totally worked. Being funny is half the battle.
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Owa! on Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:43 pm

Scarily, this was said to me by one of my "female" friends;

"Have you ever kissed a bunny between the ears? No?"

*pulls out pockets*

"Do you want to?"
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Two Sides on Sun Mar 14, 2010 11:44 pm

^^ thats awesome :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Fivebretz on Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:05 am

"Oh hey - I remember you! From the clinic!"
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Jeepy on Mon Mar 15, 2010 1:02 am

I really like your sleeves
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Two Sides on Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:14 am

Do you believe in love at first site... or should i walk by again? ;)

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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Fivebretz on Thu Jul 22, 2010 2:08 am

Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrl did you fall from heaven?
Cos it looks like you landed on your face.
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Two Sides on Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:20 am

:rofl: :rofl:


Heyy baaaaaabe, you rememeber me...?
Or was or was there a tad too much rohypnol?
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Re: Worst Chat Up Lines...

Postby Gary Troup on Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:23 am

The worst chat up line in the history of chat up lines is "Hey, nice dress. It would look better on my bedroom floor" That gets one massive :thumbsdown: from me.
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