Make a wish at a price!

[Fivebretz]

I remember playing this on a forum before. I woulda thought it was this one, but I can't find it. If one exists here, feel free to merge those bad boys together

Simple premise. Poster A makes a wish, Poster B grants it with a twist.

EG. I wish I could fly! - Granted, but you can ONLY fly, and never touch the ground again.

So I'll kick off:

I wish I was really rich.

[charliefan4life]

I remember that thread!


Granted! You're really rich, but you have to live with a house full of spiders.


I wish I could sing well.

[Two Sides]

But you can only sing show tunes thats awful right?!


I wish i could hug the world

[Fivebretz]

(I love show tunes )

Well, granted, but obviously you've got feckin' HUGE arms now!

I wish I was the most handsome guy alive

[Heiots]

Granted, you can be the most handsome guy alive, but ugly will be the trend then.

I wish I could have perfect eyesight.

[Fivebretz]

Granted, but to get perfect eyesight you must lose your hearing. You get to choose what percentage ratio you want (eg, 80% sight, 20% hearing). Good luck!

I wish I could live underwater

[Two Sides]

You can live underwater but you are restricted to just a full bathtub


I wish i could change appearance when ever i need to

[Fivebretz]

Granted, but you can only switch between yourself and Rosie O'Donnell

I wish I was King

[Two Sides]

and Granted, but you are only king of Wake Island.

I wish i knew everything there is to know about everything!

[charliefan4life]

Granted, but now you know things no man ever wanted to know and live a torturous existence with those images in your head.


I wish I was in Hawaii right now.

[Fivebretz]

Granted, but...Lost is gone All the sun sand and waves in the world can't make that up to you

I wish I had the perfect memory - never forget a thing

[charliefan4life]

Granted. But unfortunately you also recall a repressed memory from your childhood of walking in on your parents at an inopportune time and now you can't forget.


I wish I had the power to get people to do anything I wanted.

[PCat]

I like this game

Granted. But to get them to do what you want, you must ask only while naked and holding sparklers.

I wish I could eat anything I want without gaining any weight.

[charliefan4life]

What makes you think that wasn't part of the plan, PCat?


Granted you can eat anything you want, unfortunately all you want is sardines and sauerkraut.


I wish someone would give Mel Gibson a lobotomy.

[Jeepy]

Granted. Mel Gibson's lobotomy: Live is being shown on every channel on tv and theres also 25000 STV threads about it

I wish it was next weekend already