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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Gary Troup on Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:09 pm

ok but the car has no wheels :O

I wish my legs weren't as hairy as they are :|
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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Notice on Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:55 pm

you could shave them

Granted but then you'd have really hairy arms

I wish Austria wins the UEFA European Championship
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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Gary Troup on Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:27 pm

ok but then Austria never win a game of football ever again and you also don't win any medals at the next winter olympics

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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Notice on Fri Jun 17, 2016 1:57 pm

Gary Troup wrote:and you also don't win any medals at the next winter olympics

Oh my God, you just had to go as far as that :rofl:

Granted, but your sleep would only last 10 seconds :hmm:

I wish I had Sainsbury's cookies right now :w00t:
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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Gary Troup on Fri Jun 17, 2016 3:11 pm

ok but they're out of date and make you sick

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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Notice on Fri Jun 17, 2016 4:03 pm

Gary Troup wrote:ok but they're out of date and make you sick

That actually happened one time :| :| :|

Granted but you'd wake up immediately :lol: :lol:

I wish my cat would sleep on my lap more often :hmm:
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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Gary Troup on Sun Jun 19, 2016 1:02 am

ok but first she kneads too hard and severs an artery in your leg :|

I wish every day was Saturday :hmm:
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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Notice on Sun Jun 19, 2016 2:13 am

Granted but then every Saturday is a 8 hour workday

I wish my cat would meow more :|
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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Gary Troup on Mon Jun 20, 2016 11:04 pm

ok but every time she does she meows up a hairball

I wish I could perfectly rap Twista's part in "Slow Jamz" :hmm:
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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Notice on Tue Jun 21, 2016 12:47 am

Granted but from now on you have to rap everything you say

I wish my eyesight was perfect
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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Gary Troup on Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:18 pm

ok but then you can always smell poop....

I wish for infinite wishes :|
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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Notice on Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:19 pm

:rofl:

Granted but all you can wish for now are infinite wishes... wishception!

I wish I had already holidays
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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Gary Troup on Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:24 pm

ok but you have to spend every single second of your holidays asleep

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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Notice on Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:36 pm

I see what you did there :lol:

Granted but your next wish has to be "I don't wish for infinite wishes" :hmm:

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Re: Make a wish at a price!

Postby Gary Troup on Mon Jun 27, 2016 11:20 pm

ok but then literally everything else hurts

I wish I was a dog in a family of husband, wife and child and they loved me lots
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