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Best punch line you ever heard

Postby drackodelmal on Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:15 am

okay no context needed just post the best punchline

here are my tops

"And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion; that's my wife!"

"a stick"

"the aristocrats"

so what's yours?



any ways if you want me to post the complete joke reply

(if you reply and not add 1,000 puppies died) J/k

edit:
a punchline just for those out there that don´t know is the last line of the joke that normally makes it funy

edit2:
change title to something more appealing
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Re: hit me with your best punch (line)!!!!

Postby fingersplints on Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:18 am

lol. what? :lol:

I'm curious :hmm:
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Re: hit me with your best punch (line)!!!!

Postby drackodelmal on Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:47 pm

bout wich one i can elaborte on any execpt of couse "the aristocrats"
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby Gary Troup on Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:43 pm

To get to the other side
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby drackodelmal on Fri Nov 19, 2010 7:48 pm

"Someone has stolen our tent!" :D
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby Gary Troup on Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:51 pm

He was looking for Pooh.
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby drackodelmal on Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:59 pm

Gary Troup wrote:He was looking for Pooh.


hahaha ive not heard this since i was a kid, and really that means i just google it... :whistle:

"{...}died a vegtable..."

just realized that as well as a punchline its also a standalone joke :|
edit fixed that
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby Two Sides on Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:03 pm

Moderate adult humour... you've been warned. Basically it's not that bad but if your easily offended...
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I did Harry Potter up the bum...

...now i have Hogwarts.
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby Gary Troup on Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:23 pm

Why the long face?
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby Devil's Arcade on Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:24 pm

A big purple people eater.
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby drackodelmal on Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:29 pm

"BETTER NATE THAN LEVER,"
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby Gary Troup on Mon Nov 22, 2010 11:33 pm

You left you Injun running.
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby drackodelmal on Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:33 pm

@gary ... the last one i have not heard... care to elaborate?
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby Gary Troup on Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:35 pm

drackodelmal wrote:@gary ... the last one i have not heard... care to elaborate?

I've got no idea :lol:

I just Googled "best punchline jokes" and randomly picked one. :lol:
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Re: Best punch line you ever heard

Postby drackodelmal on Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:48 pm

here it is...

Is that your horse?
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."

Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?"

The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know............ you left your Injun running!!!"
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