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Through The Looking Beard

Postby Finli Otego on Thu May 20, 2010 7:00 pm

(Dedicated to Kristin on her birthday, because of her constant Jack's-beard jokes)

Through The Looking Beard (part one)

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"Do you know who I am? Do you have ANY idea what my beard has been through?"

"How much has your beard had to drink today, Jack?"
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"I'll tell you what. You get my father down here, and if my beard is drunker than he is...
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..YOU CAN SHAVE IT."

"I'm just trying to help your beard, Jack."
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"YOU CAN'T HELP MY BEARD!!!"
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby Iceman on Thu May 20, 2010 7:01 pm

So. Much. Win.

This thread can't contain it.
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby GummieWorm on Thu May 20, 2010 7:28 pm

Through The Looking Beard part two

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"Are you okay?"

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"Yeah, I'm fine."

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"Is your beard drinking again?"

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"No. Why did you come down here, Sarah?"

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"I'm still your emergency contact. What was your beard doing driving around at two o' clock in the morning?"

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"You think maybe you could give my beard a lift home?"

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"I don't think that would be appropriate."
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby Iceman on Thu May 20, 2010 7:29 pm

This is the best thread ever.
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby Two Sides on Thu May 20, 2010 9:11 pm

I LOVE THIS
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HannaK wrote:I've found my Sawyer to Juliet tbh :wub: :D
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby Finli Otego on Thu May 20, 2010 10:54 pm

It's Time For A Beard Off!!!
Who will hold the title of "BEST BEARD"?

Will it be....
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The Drunken Tearful Pill Popper?

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The Feral Dentist?

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The Friendly Fake?

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The Yahoo Pilot?


You be the judge!
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby Two Sides on Thu May 20, 2010 11:01 pm

The Drunken Tearful Pill Popper :w00t: :thumbsup:
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby Iceman on Thu May 20, 2010 11:06 pm

Finli Otego wrote:Image
The Yahoo Pilot?

This.

The greatest beard in the history of the world.
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby GummieWorm on Thu May 20, 2010 11:20 pm

Hmmmm.... I think Bernard wins purely on the surprise element. His beard had the best entrance!

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"Hey! Wait up!"

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"I HAVE A BEARD!!!!!!!!!"
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby Two Sides on Thu May 20, 2010 11:22 pm

What about Mr Eko's (pathetic) attempt at a beard :rofl:
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby GummieWorm on Thu May 20, 2010 11:28 pm

Daniel has a pretty sweet beard as well.
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby mom on Thu May 20, 2010 11:43 pm

Through The Looking Beard (part one)

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"This beard is death."

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"Don't tell my beard what it can't do!"

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"See you in another beard Brotha."


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Every 108 seconds this beard needs to be fluffed!"

Also there is a new Driveshaft single out- "You Beard Everybody"

Sorry I couldn't resist this thread! :wub:
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby charliefan4life on Sat May 22, 2010 7:16 am

Finli Otego wrote:

"I'm just trying to help your beard, Jack."
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"YOU CAN'T HELP MY BEARD!!!"

This is complete win in my book! :lol:



And my vote goes to the Drunken Tear-ful Pill Popper beard


LMAO mom-"This Beard is Death" :rofl:
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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby Two Sides on Sat May 22, 2010 11:08 am

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MR. FRIENDLY: Let me ask you something. How long you been here on the beard?

JACK: 50 days.
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MR. FRIENDLY: Oooo, 50 days. That's what -- almost 2 whole beards, huh? Tell me, you go over a man's beard for the first time, do you take off your beard? Do you put your beard up on his coffee table? Do you walk in the kitchen, shave beard that doesn't belong to you? [He looks at Locke.] Open the door to beards you got no business opening? You know, somebody a whole lot beardier than anybody here once said: "Since the dawn of our beards man's been blessed with Gillete." You know the other one about beards don't you, Jack? This is not your beard. This is our beard. And the only reason you're picking on it is because we let you pick on it.

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JACK: I don't believe you.

MR. FRIENDLY: You don't believe what?

JACK: I think you've got one beard there with a gun. I think there's more beards of us than there are of you. I think if you had any real beard, you wouldn't have had to send a goatee.











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Re: Through The Looking Beard

Postby fingersplints on Sun May 23, 2010 5:18 pm

Iceman815 wrote:
Finli Otego wrote:Image
The Yahoo Pilot?

This.

The greatest beard in the history of the world.


agreed :thumbup:

If I were a guy, I don't think I would grow a beard purely because it would pale in comparison
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